everything you ever wanted to know about me... and more, repeated eight thousand times over many, many tests that i have taken due to boredom.
*raises right hand*
i swear that i have answered all of these questions as truthfully as possible.
enjoy, you crazy motherfucker who cares enough about me to actually read this shit.
Starting Time: 6:58
2. Your Name: Lauren
3. Nicknames: Katharine calls me lauri-anne sometimes and mk’s family calls me larry.
4) School: Athens, yo
5. Grade: 9
6. Eyes: Blue-Gray
7. Height: 5'4
8. Pets: 4 cats (alex, mopsy, simba, and mickey), a snake (Camilla), 26 fish, a snail, and a aloe plant.
9. Siblings: my spiffy yet annoying little sister, Lindsey
10. Been so drunk you blacked out: nope, not yet
11. Taken any illegal substances: not lately
12) Gone out in public in your pajamas: why not?
13) Set any body part on fire for amusement: no… not on purpose
14) Kept a secret from everyone: I have a big mouth…
15) Had an imaginary friend: i dont think so
16) Wanted to hook up with a friend: yes… many a time…
17) Cried during a flick: totally… I could never make it through the fox and the hound without crying.
18) Had a crush on a teacher: mr. heugh was really cute in fifth grade.
19) Planned your week based on the TV Guide: only when the Bond movies are on TNN
20) Been on stage: many times, thank you very much
21) Shampoo: who the hell needs shampoo?
22) Soap: I use dial… it’s cheap…
23) Colors: teal and hot pink
24) Day/Night: night
25) Summer/Winter: during one i'm usually wishing the other would start...so whichever
26) Online faces: huh?
27) Lace or satin: lace… satin is swooshy
28) Cartoon character: Garfield, that lazy mother fucker…
29) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: hah… that’s a funny question…
30) Do you like-like anyone: i hate it when people say like-like...but, uhh… as of now? Yeah…
31) Who have you known the longest of your friends: Katharine
32) Who's the loudest: me?
33) Who's the shyest: I don’t have any shy friends.
34) Who do you go to for advice: Katharine, she’ll knock some sense into me.
35) Who do you get the most surveys from: urr… what does this have to do with me?
36) Who do you cry with: myself.
37) Who have you had the most memories with: Katharine and Katie
****When was the last time you:
38) Cried: today when my mother was screaming at me
39) Cut your hair: Friday
40) Worn a skirt: I always wear a skirt
41) Been mean: I was mean to Nolan on Saturday.
42) Talked to someone you have a crush on: umm… Friday?
43) Missed someone: when marykate ignored me for a week and a half
44) Hugged someone: today… many times… I love my family…
45) Wished upon a star: uhh… I’ll have to do that tonight…
46) Laughed until you cried: when danny brown and dan dufour did the entire ‘baby got back’ song on the stage for me when we were supposed to be cleaning up after theater arts.
47) Played Truth or Dare: I don’t play that because nobody tells the truth or does the dares.
48) Watched a sunrise/sunset: uhh… when I was in florida a year ago.
49) Went to the beach at night: florida again
50) Spent quality time alone: whenever i get a chance
51) Read a book for fun: I’m always reading something
52) Ate a meal: umm… yesterday?
53) Are you lonely: sometimes...
****Do you believe in:
54) Love or lust: both
55) The Closet Monster: scaaaaaaaaaaaary guy….
56) The Big Bang Theory: yeah, I do (no, god just went *click*)
57) Heaven or Hell: I believe in heaven, nirvana is heaven (no, not the band)
58) Superstitions: I’m very superstitious.
59) Who named you: my stupid mother.
60) Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC: totally the backstreet boys, *nsync has nothing on them…
61) Jennifer Lopez or Britney Spears: Britney is hotter
62) What color pants do you have on right now: I’m wearing a pink and black skirt
63) What song are you listening to right now: 867-5309
64) What was the last thing you said online: uhh… bye
65) What is right next to you: a vacuum cleaner
66) What is your computer desk made of: wood
67) What was the last thing you ate: half a potato
68) Where do you want to go on your honeymoon: japan!
69) Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with: somebody i love
70) How many buddies do you have on your buddy list: 102
71) How many peoples email addresses do you have: uhh… 34
72) Hows the weather right now: it’s sunny and about 75
73) What did you do last night: watched t.v.
74) Whats the best thing you found about the opposite sex: long hair
75) How are you today: I’m bored and tired
76) How do you eat: well?
77)Favorite CD(s): Changes- David Bowie, School House Rock Rocks- Various, Turn the Radio off- The Reel Big Fish, Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club- The Beatles, Gish- The Smashing Pumpkins, Hits- Jimi Hendrix, Dookie- Greenday, Hey! Ho!, Let’s go!: The anthology- The Ramones, and Mother’s Milk- The Chili Peppers.
78) Dream car: A HUMMER!!!
79) What do you want to be when you grow up: bwa ha ha ha… communist leader of America
80) What are your future goals: uhhh…
81) Favorite Music: classic rock
82) Favorite Movie(s): UHF and The Labyrinth
83) Favorite day of this year: December 31st
84) Favorite guys cologne: … am I supposed to know what he smells like?
85) Favorite girls perfume: …
86) Do you like to dance: totally
87) Are you too shy to ask someone out: depends… most likely…
88) Favorite name brand: brands… PUH…
89) If you could change your name, what would it be: I would be chartreuse!
90) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: nope, just a blanky
91) Are you scared of heights: hell yes
92) What is the stupidest thing you have ever done: i've done LOTS of stupid things...
93) What will your first son's name be: William Gregory
94) First daughter: Poppy
95) Favorite candy: Smarties (the English kind)
96) Do you like scary or funny movies better: depends on my mood
98) Favorite quote: ‘Early to Rise, early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead’
99) Do you want your friends to write back soon: eh?
100) finish time: 7:42
RED
What is love? Something alien to me
Name 3 things you feel very passionate about: Music, Discovering a Religion, Gay Rights
Does fire fascinate you? Not particularly…
Do you have a short temper? Nahhh… not unless it involves my little sister
Are you very warm hearted? i can be…
Do you feel intense emotions? Yes, but only for a select few things (such as, friends and family)
ORANGE
Are you bright? I don’t know… but I’m not conceited
What are the three most wholesome things you've done lately? Me? Wholesome?
Is vibrance a good characteristic to have? Totally, the world would be very boring with out the occasion vibrant person…
Are you rich in self-confidence? I believe so
Are you rich in vitamin c? like the singer? That graduation song was sad…
YELLOW
Are you a very happy person? Most of the time
Do you like the sun? only when it’s not too bright… I’m not a goth kid or anything, it just gets fuckin annoying and hot
Do you ever feel utter and complete joy? I did… about 2 weeks ago…
Do you feel like the volume in your life is all the way up? the volume? That’s an interesting way to put things...
Do you feel warm inside when you hug people? depends on who it is… I hug a lot of people… I suppose I’m also a hug slut.
GREEN
Are you incredibly lucky? Nah
Are you easy going? i try to be.
Are you very mischievous? Of course… I’m veeeery sly…
Are you very lusty/sexy? haha...lusty? is that like...people lust after you? or you lust after people a lot. because sexy isn't like...you sex after people. Im gunna hafta think about this one...
Ever find a four-leafed clover? I found my first one a month ago when I was mowing the lawn
Are you fresh like mint? HUH?
Does nature speak to you? meaning...do i see a tree and say "hi tree" and it says "yo muffin" back?...or like i see something like the sunset and it has some great deep meaning to me? im analyzing this survey way too much...
BLUE
Do you love to look at water? not like a glass of water...but something like the ocean? Yes
Are you calm/relaxed? Generally
Is it very difficult to upset you? Yes, as a matter of fact, it is
Are you at peace? with...what?
Are you comforting? when i want to be...at least i hope i am
Are you well balanced? uh... on a beam? No…
Are you content? right now, yes. except for few things bothering me...
Are you royalty? … if I was would I be taking this stupid fucking quiz?
Are you very free spirited? I suppose so…
Are you conceited? Nope
Do you have a passion for indulgence? i like food... a lot. Yeah. i really like food.
Are you a grape? absolutly...pwahaha
Are you a purple horseshoe? What the fucking hell!?
PINK
Are you less than intense? wait...what?
Are you incredibly feminine? no, not in a "omg, i love barbie and pink ponies and just everything pink" way...though pink ponies do kinda amuse me...amuse isn’t the right word...oh well…
BLACK
Do you absorb everything possible? in a way, yes
Are you incredibly energetic? Hell, yes
GOLD
Are you expensive? no. im on sale for half price at walmart
Are you worth it? Nah
x. name = Lauren
x. birthday = November 6th
x. zodiac = Scorpio
x. piercing = 4 in my ears
x. height = 5'4
x. shoe size = 8 in women’s, 6 in men’s
x. hair color = blonde/ green-blue
x. length = chin
x. siblings = 1 sister
x. pets = gaah… refer upwards…
the last..
x. movie you rented = amelie
x. movie you bought = The Dark Crystal
x. song you listened to = steppenwolf- Magic Carpet Ride
x. song that was stuck in your head = Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
x. cd you listened to = Changes- David Bowie
x. person you've called = my mom
x. person that's called you = my mom… life Is good…
x. tv show you've watched = Bash of Carson Daley
x. person you were thinking of = hrrm… that’s a toughie… *wink**wink*
do ...
x. you have a bf or gf = nope
x. you have a crush on someone = mmhmm
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = sometimes
x. you want more piercings = yeah, I’m working on going around my entire left ear
x. you want more tattoos = I don’t have on to begin with
x. you drink = on occasion
x. you do drugs = nope
x. you like cleaning = not at all… unless it’s to good music and I have something that I can pretend is a microphone
x. you like roller coasters = yeah
x. you write in cursive or print = I can go back and forth
x. you carry a donor card = no
for or against ...
x. long distance relationships = i probably wouldn't do it but for other people, eh, if they wanna do it then sure
x. using someone = against
x. suicide = against… unless Bush wanted to…
x. killing people = against
x. teenage smoking = go ahead… I have to preach what I practice in this case…
x. premarital sex = if you’re either really into someone, or really horny USE PROTECTION!!!
x. driving drunk = it's stupid... get a designated driver, mother fucker!
x. gay/lesbian relationships = hooray!! *waves rainbow flag*
favorite ...
x. food = Mui’s Almond Chicken
x. song = of all time? Changes- David Bowie… or… Send In The Clowns- Frank Sinatra
x. thing to do = umm...i like to dance… and hang out with friends… oh, and be eccentric.
x. thing to talk about = I like to argue about religion
x. drinks = pepsi… or coke and rum
x. clothes = skirts and tights
x. movies = labyrinth and UHF
x. holiday = Christmas… even though I’m not really completely Christian
Have You ...
x. ever cried over a girl or boy = many times…
x. ever lied to someone = once again, many times
x. ever been in a fist fight = nope, I’m pretty non-violent
x. ever been arrested = nope
What...
x. shampoo do you use = I don’t use shampoo
x. cologne do you use = huh? I use deodorant… you don’t need cologne unless you smell uber-bad
x. shoes do you wear = 2 different graffitied chucks or combat boots
number ...
x. of times you have had your heart broken? Only once, truly…
x. of hearts you have broken? *shrugs*
x. of boys you have kissed? i don't believe that's any of your business...
x. of girls you have kissed? …uhh… none?
x. of continents you have lived in? 1
x. of drugs you've taken illegally? …
x. of people you would classify as true, could trust with your life type friends? 4
x. of things in your past that you regret? too many
[My name is]: Lauren Ashley Rusin
[My height is]: 5'4
[My hair/eye color are]:blonde green-blue/blue-gray
[In the morning i am]: wondering around the house half-naked listening to Van Halen to wake me up
[At night time i am]: watching t.v. until about 2:30 when I turn on my c.d. player and go to sleep
[All that I ever need is]: friends, family, and music
[What is love to me]: to know me? That’s a Madonna song…
[If I could see one person right now]: I don’t know if I should say…
[I’m terrified of]: losing the people i love
[I always dream about]: nothin that makes sense
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~HavE i EvEr~
[Pictured my crush naked]: wooooo! Many-a-time… and he is FINE
[Really seen my crush naked]: *swoon*… if only!
[Been in love]: maybe… not sure
[Cried when someone or something died]: yeah
[Told a Lie]: many
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~WhiCh Do i LIke BeTteR~
[Either coke or pepsi]: pepsi
[Either flowers or candy]: flowers
[Either tall or short]: taller than me
[Either Blond or Brunette hair]: black or unnatural
[Either Blue or brown eyes]: blue or dark, dark brown
[Either black or white]: black… harder to see spilled things on
[Either Sunrises or Sunsets]: sunrises
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~WhAt AbOUt ThE OPpoSitE SeX~
[What do I notice first]: hair... i'm not superficial, really. do YOU notice a nice personality from across a room/hallway/street?
[What is the last thing I notice]: urr… all I really notice is the personality and the hair…
[Who was the last person i danced with]: myself this morning to van halen
[What is the worst question to ask]: for someone to ask me? or for me to ask someone? THIS is the worst question
[who was the last person I dreamt about]: my snake
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~WhO (WhaT OR Is)~
[Makes me laugh the most]: Katharine, Katie or mark
[Makes me smile the most]: my dad and my grandma
[Gives me a funny feeling when i see them]: umm some people make me sick...does that count as a "funny feeling"?
[Do i have a crush on someone]: yes
[If so who is it]: if i want you to know, you already do
[Has a crush on me]: absolutely no one
[Easiest to talk to]: Katie
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~DO I EveR~
[Sit here all day and wait for someone to IM me]: not all day
[Wish i was a member of the opposite sex?]: occasionally… so I could be hot and grow out my hair
[Cry because of someone saying something to me]: not usually
[Cry over a crush]: it takes a lot...
[Listen to a song over and over again]: fo sho
[Listen to a song that means something to me]: duh
[Watch movies more then once in a row]: many times
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~HaVe I EVeR~
[Fallen for my best friend]: hah, no
[Been rejected]: everyone has...
[Rejected someone}: yea...everybody has
[Used someone]: no
[Been cheated on]: YES, stupid bastard
[Cheated on someone]: i don't do that...
[Done something I’ve regretted]: yes, regretfully
[Lied to someone so they wouldn’t get hurt]: yeah
[Lied to the one i love]: yes
[Chosen a love over my friend]: yeah
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~WhO WAs ThE LaSt PeRsoN I~
[Talked to on the phone]: my mom
[Hugged]: mark
[IMed]: nick
[Helped]: nick
[Laughed with]: my mom
[Went out with]: by "went out with" that just means go anywhere with somebody, right? yea...umm my mom hah
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~DO I~
[Color my hair]: I’m going pink next… but, yes
[Ever get off the computer]: yeah, on occasion
[Take another language]: soy muy inteligente, porque yo asistir la clase de espanol… but… no… I just get it from my aunt nicky
[Cry]: yep
[Get mad]: yep
[Care what others think]: everybody does...i try not to though
[Believe in god]: I believe in A god… probably not your god.
[Believe in miracles]: sure, why not
[Believe in Love]: yeah
[Believe in love at first sight]: sometimes
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~DO I / Or Am I ~
[Smoke cigarettes]: only when I’m really stressed
[Drink alcohol]: occasionally
[Obsessive]: only over some things
[Could i live without the computer]: no, never
[How many people do I have on my buddy list]: don’t feel like adding up my groups again
[What is my favorite food]: pizza of cheetos
[What is my favorite fruit]: strawberries
[What is my favorite color]: hot pink and teal
[What hurts me more physical or emotional pain]: emotional
[Trust others way too easily]: yeah, but i think i've gotten better after uh...learning from my mistakes
[Fall in love too easily]: HAH. YES.
[Fall out of love too easily]: once i get attached, i stay attached
[Get over someone fast]: no
[Am depressed about someone]: yeah… but I’m almost over it
[Am depressed in general] nah
[Am crazy]: I don’t think so, but other people will say other things
[Need Physical help]: no
[Need emotional help]: nope
[Need a boyfriend/girlfriend]: no
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~AnD LaSt BUt NoT LeASt~
[What would i change about myself]: some stuff...i do a lot of stuff that makes me get annoyed with me
[What Wouldn't i change about myself]: some other stuff
[What do i hate about myself]: nothing...i just get on my nerves sometimes
[What do i like about myself]: i dunno...some stuff?
past
first grade teacher's name: Mrs. Forney
last word you said: shit
last song you sang: going to the chapel of love
last person you hugged: mark
last thing you laughed at: the ridiculousness of some of these questions
last time you said 'i love you': this morning to my mom
last time you cried: today, again about my mom
present
what's in your cd player: turn the radio off- reel big fish
what color socks are you wearing: blue and green tube socks
what's under your bed: a monster and a clue game
what time did you wake up today: 10-ish
future
where do you want to go: japan
what is your career going to be: ummm… I want to teach
where are you going to live: san fransisco, japan, london, paris, other interesting places like that
how many kids do you want: 2 or 3
what kind of car will you have: it has to be big
current taste: Cheetos
current hair: I have it in a pretty pink polka-dot bow
current clothes: an unbuttoned black shirt and my pink skirt
current annoyance: bad friends
current smell: laundry detergent
current longing: i miss some people...already
current desktop picture: pink stars and swirlies
current book: The Three Tragedies- Shakespeare
current worry: boys
current hate: girls
story behind your username: there's not a story... it’s the name of a chili peppers song
current favorite article of clothing: my 3 dollar dress from the salvation army and my jesus shirt
favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: hair
last cd that you bought: greg’s band’s cd
least favorite place to be: downtown Birmingham
strong in mind or strong in body: neither...i'd like to think mind...
time you wake up in the morning: 6:30 when there's school...but it's over now bwah so whenever i decide to crawl outta bed
if you could play any instrument, what would it be: guitar
favorite color: teal and hot pink
do you believe in an afterlife?: I believe in reincarnation, if that counts for much
how tall are you?: 5'4
current favorite word: mutha fucka
favorite book currently: siddhartha- herman hesse
favorite season: summer
one person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: anybody remember Michael Andrews?
one person you wish was here right now: …
favorite day: Friday
type a line you remember from any book: "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM FUCKING APPLES"
a line from the last thing you wrote to someone: goodbye, you crazy mother fucker
a random lyric: ‘your image in the dictionary, this life is more than ordinary’
~*I want...to understand the male psyche
~*I have...blonde hair
~*I wish...it was Friday
~*I crave...food
~*I regret...a lot of things
~*I love...my friends
~*I hate...Avril
~*I miss... Grandpa Ed
~*I fear... losing the people i care about
~*I see... the computer
~*I hear... nothing because my speakers aren’t working
~*I search...for lots of stuff...usually the truth...
~*I wonder...about religion
~*When was the last time you....
~*Smiled? This morning on the phone with my mom when I was describing the resident evil elevator scene as she went down 20 floors on an elevator at work.
~*Laughed? When I sat on my cat accidentally
~*Cried? yesterday
~*Bought something? Sunday at the mall with katharine
~*Danced? I always dance in the morning to get myself up… I almost have a whole routine down to jump by van halen.
~*Were sarcastic? yesterday
~*Kissed someone? yesterday
~*Hugged someone? yesterday
~*Watched your favorite movie? Thursday
~*Had a nightmare? Sunday night
~*Last book you read: Mac Beth- Shakespeare
~*Last movie you saw: West Side Story with Katharine and Katie
~*Last movie you saw on the big screen: Finding Nemo with Zak and Daniel
~*Last phone number you called: mom at work
~*Last show you watched on TV: the today show… they had those guys from the new show on making over people… it was quite funny
~*Last song you heard: Orgasm Addict
~*Last thing you had to drink: Mountain Dew
~*Last thing you ate: a piece of a really gross doughnut
~*Last time you showered: uhh… Sunday
~*Do You...
~*Smoke weed? Nope
~*Do drugs? Nah
~*Sleep with stuffed animals? not anymore
~*Have a crush? Urm… yeah…
~*Have a boy/girlfriend? Uh… no…
~*Have a dream that keeps coming back? no...i dream about stuff that already happened though...seems kinda pointless...
~*Play an instrument? Yeah, and I’m thinking about taking voice lessons… have to talk to Katie
~*Believe there is life on other planets? definitely
~*Remember your first love? Of course… his name was Jessie and we were in preschool. I kissed him. Isn’t that crazy?
~*Read the newspaper? just to see what movies are playing and read the comics
~*Have any gay or lesbian friends? Many (and that’s an understatement)
~*Believe in miracles? Sure
~*Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? no
~*Consider yourself tolerant of others? i try to be
~*Like the taste of alcohol? Yesssssssssssssss… but I generally try to avoid it unless I’m just sitting around
~*Have a favorite Stooge? Moe, totally…
~*Believe in Astrology? more or less
~*Believe in God? A god
~*Pray? No… I used to but nobody ever answered my prayers… and they weren’t material jackass prayers either
~*Go to church? Sometimes, but generally only to ask my priest questions about other religions… he’s very tolerant
~*Have any secrets? doesn't everybody?
~*Have any pets? Uh huh
~*Do well in school? Sure
~*Go to or plan to go to college? plan to
~*Have a degree? not yet
~*Talk to strangers? sure, especially hot ones… I mean, how would we make new friends without talking to strangers? =)
~*Wear hats? No… my head is awkward…
~*Have any piercings? Yup
~*Have any tattoos? Nope
~*Hate yourself? i never HATE myself...i get annoyed with myself
~*Have a horny spot? Uhh… huh?
~*Have a best friend? I’m not sure
~*Wish on stars? i think most people do even if they claim they don't...it's just one of those things everybody does even though they know it probably doesn't mean anything...
~*Like your handwriting? I don’t not like it… if I didn’t like it, I would change it… It’s not that hard if you concentrate
~*Have any bad habits? everybody does, right? Me, I enjoy the occasional lie. I also like to bite my nails and I do believe I’m attention defecate, I really can’t sit still.
~*Care about looks? again, everybody does no matter what they say
~*Believe in witches? whaaatever floats yerrr boat
~*Believe in Santa? If that’s code for ‘mom’, then yes…
~*Believe in the Easter Bunny? Once again…
~*Believe in the Tooth Fairy? I don’t have anymore baby teeth… I feel that if she was real, she would be fair. Even to us people that have lost all their baby teeth.
~*Have a second family? Mk’s
~*Trust others easily? Yes… until you lose it
~*Like sarcasm? no…
~*Take walks in the rain? absolutely...i probably will later...
~*Sing in the shower? Obnoxiously loud. Generally frank sinatra… it just puts you in the mood for a good scrub-down.
~*Own handcuffs? Nope… maybe I will someday… >.>
~*Have any scars? Many, though none of them were made on purpose, of course
+ number of times I have been in love: i'm not sure...maybe never...i've claimed to have really been in love once...
+ number of times I have had my heart broken: 3
+ number of hearts I have broken: i would like to think none...
+ number of men I've slept with: none
+ number of continents I have lived in: one
+ number of drugs taken illegally: I don’t know… it’s the same question every time and my answer keeps changing…
+ number of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends: 4
+ number of people I consider my enemies: I don’t really have a full-fledged enemy…
+ number of people from high school that I stay(ed) in contact with: um… I’ll get back to you in about a year
+ number of cd's that I own: way too many… I think I had 200-something at last count and I bought 2 more at jamfest… most of them are local bands or classic rock.
+ number of piercings: 4
+ number of tattoos: none yet
+ number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a couple… mainly for soccer. I’m going to be in the troy calendar though… making an ass of myself at jamfest
+ number of scars on my body: uhh… I have 7 on my legs alone
+ number of things in my past that I regret: i regret almost everything ive ever done...isn't that pathetic?
*5 things you look for when your picking a boyfriend*
1. He has to have nice, preferably long, hair.
2. He has to be original
3. He absolutely needs a good sense of humor
4. Perhaps, somewhat intelligent… is that too much to ask?
5. He can’t be afraid of embarrassment, either
*5 things you would like to do in your lifetime*
1. find out what love means
2. go to college
3. have great kids
4. get married
5. find god
*5 famous people you'd have sex with*
1. hmm… Jhonen Vasquez
2. Davey Havok
3. Viggo Mortensen
4. Johnny Depp
5. and… of course, Sean Connery
*Five things you love*
1. My lovely friends..
2. My family
3. Eccentricity
4. Color
5. Music
>> You and Yourself
1) What's your name? Lauren Ashley
2) Do you like your name? gaah! No!
3) What other names were your parents going to name you? I would have been Lizzy… gah. I’d rather be Lauren.
4) And if you were born the opposite sex? Michael Gregory
5) What is the most annoying name? Lauren Ashley
6) What is the most attractive name? bwa! I would say greg, but my father really doesn’t turn me on, so to speak. So… I’ll say Will
7) Ever wish you were a member of the opposite sex? Occasionally… I would go pee on a wall
8) How often do you wash/bathe? I wash my hair about once a week and I bathe every other day, just about.
9) Where do you shave? wherever tiz needed, you perverted bastard
10) How do you relax? I listen to frank sinatra on my porch
11) What are your pet peeves? fake people
>> You and Others
1) Who is your best friend? Not sure anymore…
2) Why are they your best friend? …gargle…
3) Do you have many enemies? Nope… I’d like to think so, at least…
4) Do you find it easy to get along with other people? Generally
5) Do you talk to strangers? – gah. Yes, again.
6) Prefer to talk to people younger or older than you? older, but younger can be fun too
7) Are you patient when talking to others? I have to be. I feel that I am an expert talker…
8) How to you deal with people that annoy you? depends on who it is and how much they annoy me
9) Would you say you are polite? When I need to be, but otherwise, no
10) Do you talk to your neighbors? I talk to the ones on the left, but the ones on the right are Spanish and don’t speak much English
11) If you see an accident or incident, do you inquire about it? Yeah
>> You and Love
1) Are you in a relationship with anyone? No…
2) If so, do you think he/she is 'the one'? doo doo do
3) If not, are you currently looking? well i'm ALWAYS looking.
4) Would you ever have an affair, and why? - no.... because i wouldnt want to be cheated like that...so i wouldnt cheat on anyone else...
5) Do you agree with casual sex? Why not?
6) Would you have a relationship with someone that already had children? yeah, if i was older of course
7) How old do you want to be when you marry? - not old...not young...in between? mid twenties maybe…
8) Or have children? maybe a year after i get married?
9) What would you call your future children? (Male and Female) – Will and Poppy
10) Would you ever marry an 80-year-old millionaire? – no. I’d feel bad. And gross.
11) What is your age limit for relationships? Love knows no bounds, but for myself… um… I would marry an eighty year old right now, that’s for sure.
>> You and Life
1) What do you want as a future career? Teacher? Actress? Who knows?
2) What are your ambitions? who knows… once again
3) How long do you want to live for? Until I can’t do things for myself anymore
4) Believe in growing old disgracefully? Wait... what?
5) How would you want to die? I want to be eighty and die via gunshot wound while rescuing little children from almost certain death in Canada.
6) How would you want your funeral? I want it to be a party… the old irish way.
7) Would you kill yourself if a loved one died? No
8) If you had one last request, what would it be? To live?
9) If you only had a month to live, what would you do? I would find jhonen Vasquez and fuck him.
10) What is the point of life? To reach nirvana.
>> What is your opinion on...
1) The war against Iraq? It should have never started
2) Discrimination? i would say it's stupid but everybody discriminates in some way so… it's just human nature i guess
3) Smacking children? My mom smacked the shit out of me, she still does, and look how I turned out… thus, I’m very against it
4) Football hooligans? … Huh?
5) The fire service strikes? - bad!
6) foon or spork? Foon!!! Katie and I have foons!!!
7) Online dating? Stupid
8) Adultery? uhh...not good?
9) Euthanasia? When I first heard that I thought they were talking about youth in asia. XD XD
10) Vegetarian diets? It’s guilt-free!
11) Self harm? i refuse to comment, only becuase it goes hand-in-hand with suicide...
1 Name: Lauren Ashley Rusin
2 Nicknames: uh. Lauri-anne and larry
3 School: Troy Athens
4 Age: um… I forget… so do you, so shut up!
5 Sex: female
6 Height: 5'4ish
7 Birthday: November 6th
8 Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
9 Eye color: blue-ish
10 Hair color: blonde-green
12 Pets: … do I have to?
13 Siblings: Lindsey
15 Hobbies: being annoying… is it working?
FAVORITES:
17 Color: what happened to 16? right...pink and teal
18 Car: hummer… or a Harley road king…
19 Food: Almond Chicken
20 Drink: Pepsi
21 Restaurant: Mui’s
22 Football Team: The Lions! REPRESENT!
23 Sport: to do: Volleyball
to watch: Hockey
24 Music band: AFI or Reel Big Fish
26 Female Singer: Bif Naked
27 Male Singer: David Bowie or Davey Havok
28 Actor: Sean Connery
29 Actress: I don’t like fe-males…
30 Movie: The Labyrinth
31 Quote from movie: ‘There’s a man in their with his hand on a button’. –Sean Connery, The Rock
32 Place to go on vacation? I like Niagara Falls, Canada
33 Mall? Oakland
34 Song? Changes- David Bowie
35 Store? Lost And Found
36 Season? Summer
37 Cartoon? South park… the finger bang episode.
38 Book? Lost Souls- Poppy Z. Brite
39 Teacher? Mrs. Carter
40 Subject? U.S. History
41 Flower? The poppies will put them to sleep…
42 TV show? Late Night with Conan O’Brien… that, or Insomniac with Dave Attel.
43 Animal? I like cats.
44 Quote? Uhh..
45 Holiday? Christmas
46 Board Game? Monopoly, mother fucker.
47 Disney Movie? The emperor’s new groove
48 Radio Station? 89x, 101WRIF, or Oldies 104.3 WOMC.
49 TV Channel? Comedy Central or MTV2
50 Emotion? Love
51 Magazine? WYWS, AP or Revolver
52 Number? 13
Who:
52 is the most important person in your life? My mom
53 is your best friend? …
54 have you known the longest of your friends? Katharine
55 do you cry to? …almost anybody that will listen
56 do you get the most surveys from? Random Journals.
57 do you go to for advice? my mom and my dad… however, my dad always cancels out my mom because they’re complete opposites so it’s really no use…
58 is your worst enemy? i like to think i don't have any...
59 do you look up to? Generally my father
60 knows you best? My Dad, Katharine, and Katie
61 do you like to hang out with? uhh my friends? stupid question...
62 is the craziest person you know? I don’t like the word ‘crazy’
64 do you like? Ke ke ke ke ke…
65 do you want to marry? If I could pick anyone I wanted to, davey havok… but, you know…
66 has the nicest hair? Katharine… all the way…
67 do you want to be like? Myself
Questions:
70 Do you like your parents? Most of the time, except for when my father is drinking and my mother is being a bitch
71 Where did this question go? I ate it.
72 Are you wearing your pajamas? No, I have my pretty pink and black dress on
73 Are you talking to someone online? Nope
74 Are you happy? more or less
75 If you are sad, why? Because I want it to be Friday.
76 Would you die for a friend? Yes.
Do you believe in...
77 God? Gaah. I believe in A god.
78 Love at first sight? sometimes i say yes and sometimes no...guess i'm not really sure...
79 Superstitions? Yes
80 Heaven/Hell? No
81 The closet monster? This question looks strangely familiar
82 A perfect guy? in my mind he'll probably be perfect...ya know...when i find him
Which one:
87 (Girls) Freddie Prinze Jr. or Ryan Phillippe? Neither.
88 (Guys) Sarah Michelle Geller or Jennifer Love Hewitt: Jennifer… she’s slightly less fake
89 Lust or Love? Lust is nice on occasion, but love would be excellent
90 Having a night alone with your man/woman, or out at a party? If my man was who I wanted him to be, alone with him…
91 Church or school? Umm… it depends largely on what we’re doing that day in school.
92 Messy or Clean? messy of course… but everything here is so clean…
93 Computer or DVD? That’s a lame question…
94 Cds or DVDs? Cds… I could never leave my music behind
95 Flowers or Chocolates? Flowers
96 Bush or Gore (for president): Gore… bush is a fucking fascist.
97 Clinton or Gore (for president): Gore… though, Clinton does know how to please the ladies…
98 Guy or girl?: you COULD be a bit more specific as to the nature of the question…
99 Kiss Or Hug: hugs-i must explain!...ok see you can go around hugging all your friends and it's just like, oh ok it must be hug day ? or something, but if you go around kissing your friends, that's just weird...but kisses are good from the right people...err person...no people...if you include your family
100 Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
101 Children or no children: children
102 Blonde hair or brown hair on a guy: I like black hair
103 Blue eyes or brown eyes: hrm… I like blues eyes, but I love dark brown eyes.
104 Slow dance or fast dance: depends largely on the sort of music
105 Wife beaters or no shirt: that’s a really lame name for a shirt
106 Sunscreen or sun tan lotion: sunscreen… I’m so white, if I don’t wear it I turn red.
107 Ring or Bracelet: bracelet… many bracelets…
109 Herbal Essence or Suave: Herbal Essence smells better… and it’s fun to pretend you’re in the commercial, but when your mother comes in to make sure you’re getting fucked in the shower, it’s not cool…
110 crayon or marker: marker… I like to draw on myself
111 Pen or pencil: pencil, it’s not permanent
112 Movie or tv: movie
113 Phone or chat online: phone
114 Day or night: night
115 Dark Or Light: Dark
116 Shoes on or off: on
117 Long Or Short hair: I like girls to have relatively short hair and guys to have relatively long hair.
118 Burger King or McDonalds: burger king has good veggie burgers…
119 Britney or Christina: Christina… she’s dirrty… note the 2 r’s emphasizing her dirtiness…
120 Roller Blades or Skateboard: roller blades… I can’t skateboard for shit… but I do like boys that can
121 Coke or Pepsi: duh.
123 Hanging out w/ a couple of close friends or w/ a big group: close friends in a big group.
124 E-mail or Snail mail: regular mail… it’s more romantic
When was the last time you:
125 Said thank you? I don’t remember
126 Read a book? Last night
127 Read the Bible? I read it on last Tuesday, but it never answered my question as to how noah got all those fucking animals on that little boat
134 Talked on the phone? This morning to my mom
135. Did your own laundry? I never do my own laundry
136. Spent Money? Sunday with Katharine
137. Who did you spend it on? Myself
138. Went shopping? Sunday
Where:
139 Do you want to live? My mom lives in Troy, Michigan and my dad lives in Clawson, Michigan.
140 Is the most fun place to go? As of now? Jamfest… that or my dad’s house.
141 Do you want to meet your husband/wife from the future? I’m not picky about things like that, but it would be awesome if it were at a Bowie Show.
142 Do you want to go Heaven or Hell? Neither. I’m content with life.
143 Do you want to get married? Duh
What...
145 Was the most fun retreat/trip you ever went on? Mackinaw Island with megan and them
146 Friend is always there? Katharine and Katie
147 Relative sends you the most money for Christmas? My grandpa, but he died
148 Do you like about your church or school clique? I don’t have a clique.
149 Do you want to be when you grow up? i'm not sure
150 Do you want your husbands/wife name to be? does the name really matter?
152 Is your favorite piece of clothing? My chucks
Have you, in the last 24 hrs....
153 Cried? No
154 Gotten in major trouble? no
155 Cut your hair? no
156 Ate a meal? No
157 Hugged someone? i'm always hugging people
158 Kissed someone? I kissed my mom goodnight
159 Made a new friend? Nope
160 Lost something? Probably
161 Done something new? I spent 2 hours singing along to joan jett music, but that’s not new
162 Got online? Dur
163 Checked your e-mail? I should do that…
164 Talked on the phone? Yes
165 Exercised? No
166 Slept? Yes
167 Got in a fight? Nope
168 Got dressed in something other than your pjs? Yep
169 Went bowling? No… should I?
Movies
186 What is the funniest movie you ever saw? UHF
187 What is the stupidest movie? UHF
188 Which movie could you watch over and over? UHF
190 Who do you go to the movies with? Umm… let’s see… It’s an excellent place to ‘get to know each other’ a little better, so I generally go to the movies with either someone I want to ‘get to know more’ or Katharine, Katie, mark, mk, megan, or agniya.
191 What movie made you cry the most? The Shawshank Redemption
192 Did you like Titanic? I watched it with my grandma. Our favorite part is when kate winslet is naked on the couch. That’s exactly how I’d get chicks naked, ‘you’re so beautiful! I’m going to paint a picture of you! Get naked, bitch!’
Would you ever...
200 Jump out of a plane? if i found it necessary
201 Kiss your best guy friend (or if you're a guy, girl friend)? Most definitely!
202 Go bungee jumping? Yeah
203 Stay in your room for a whole day? I did that yesterday, and I’ll probably do it tomorrow… I just can’t wait until Friday
207 Touch road kill? Eeew… no! and besides, I find it very disrespectful
208 Take a job even if it meant youd be away from your guy or girl? it would depend on the manner of the job and the length of my ‘guys’ hair.
209 Smile at your worst enemy? I smile at everyone
210 Play 8,000 bowling games in one night? It would hurt, but sure
211 Go to Reno to get married? Why not?
212 Gamble? Again, why not?
213 Bring shorts to Minnesota? Why would I be going to Minnesota?
216 Go to a foreign country? Again, why not?
217 Fly a plane? I’d die… literally…
Explain...
219 Love: I have yet to figure this one out…
220 A friend: family that you get to choose
235 How long did this take you? way too long